Q. What is an Economic Stimulas payment?
A. Money that the fed will send to taxpayers.

Q.Where will the money come from?
A. From taxpayers

Q.So the govt is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgeon.

Q. What is the perpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will purchase a hi def TV and help stimulate the economy

Q.But isn't that stimulating the economy of China
A Shut up


Here is a helpful way to spend your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the money at WalMart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gas it will go to the ARabs.
If you spend it on computers it will go to India
If you spend it on fruit and vegetables, it ill go to mexico, Honduras, and guatamala. (unless you buy organic)
If you buy a car it will go to Japan
If you purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan
None of the above will help our economy here. We need to keep the money here in this U.S.A. You can help keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer, (domestic only) or tattoos, since the aforementioned are the only bussinness that are still in the U.S.